Note: If you haven't read today's New Bern -- Bear City post, read that first, then return to this.
My mom sent me an email today talking about some bear statues and/or businesses for New Bern to add. All I can say is that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
"Yoga Bear" -- yoga center
"Yogi Bearra" -- ball park
"Boo Boo Bear" -- medical facility
"Bear Necessities" -- public bathrooms, convenience store, or lingerie shop
"Grin and Bear It" -- comedy club
"Don't Go Out Bearheaded" -- milliner's shop
"Bearly There" -- either a psychiatrist or a lingerie shop
These made me smile, so I thought I'd pass them on. What good bear puns do you have?
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